Jonathan will do absolutely anything to keep himself awake at bedtime. Tonight was rather funny to me (probably because I was an observer and not actually involved)
JD: Daddy come here.
Dan opens the door to the boys room which squeaks as you open it.
Dad: What JD? You need to be asleep.
JD: That noise is keeping me awake.
Dad: What noise?
JD: The squeak.
Dad: What squeak?
JD: The squeak when you opened the door.
Dad: But the door only squeaked because I opened it to see what you wanted.
JD: Yeah but the squeak is keeping me awake.
Dad: But, wait, what!?
JD: Make the squeak stop.
Dad: Ok I'm leaving.
Closes squeaky door.
JD: (from inside his room) I told you to make it stop the squeak is keeping me awake.